My girlfriend is hot. Hotter than any other girl I have dated before
She has the smile of Paris Hilton, the moves of Brittney Spears, the tits of Pamela Anderson, the butt of Jennifer Lopez and Brooke Burke’s smile.
…She kisses me and it tastes like I licked an ashtray…
Butt, she smokes. It’s nasty. She kisses me and it tastes like I licked an ashtray. It’s so fucking gross I am thinking of leaving her. She might be hotter than anyone else, but the smoking is a turn off.
I wish there was a way I could tel her without her getting all mad. She told me already she won’t quit. It is a shame that I might have to ditch her.